Unruly Phoenix Xiaoyao《刁蛮小药凰》
The fat cat Black Tubby said, “Supreme Commander is a good person, meow!”
The bird Grandfather Sparrow said, “Supreme Commander is a good person, chirp!”
The little mouse Oil Jar also said, “Supreme Commander is a good person, squeak!”
Furthermore, the weasel Great Immortal said, “You and Supreme Commander are a match made in Heaven~”
All of the little animals told Ning Xiaoyao about Supreme Commander,Supreme Commander,Supreme Commander! So, Ning Xiaoyao believed that this Supreme Commander named Lou Zigui had to be a good guy. As to whether or not they were a match made in Heaven…
The fat cat Black Tubby clawed at Ning Xiaoyao. “You wrote the decree sentencing Supreme Commander to death in the execution grounds, ah! You fatuous, self-indulgent ruler!!!”
Ning Xiayao replied, “.….”
Ning Xiaoyao is a genetically evolved army doctor from a zombie-infested apocalyptic world. One day, she transmigrates to the past as the next emperor of an ancient country. But wait, isn’t she a girl?!
As it turns out, she’s a disguised stand-in for her baby brother under the “loving” care of the empress dowager, her mother and future murderer. Faced with her impending death, Ning Xiaoyao must thwart the schemes of her family to survive in a palace allied against her. But how does a zombie-killing expert with supernormal strength, healing powers, and the ability to understand animals deal with the intricacies of court politics?
“If nothing else works, I’ll just beat them all up!”
《刁蛮小药凰》(Diaoman Xiaoyao Huang) Unruly Phoenix Xiaoyao is a completed 384 chapter webnovel from Xiang5 written by Little Plum Fruit 梅小果 (Mei Xiaoguo) from Christmas 2015 to July 2016.
English translations by Ruyi, with editing by Khuja.
Table of Contents
Please note that story arc names are a constant work in progress and created by the translator for ease of organization. They do not appear in the original raws. 🙂
Chapter 1: If not a woman, then a eunuch…
Chapter 2: Don’t ask me who peace is
Chapter 3: The Supreme Commander’s charm transcends species boundaries
Chapter 4: The enemy of an enemy is a friend
Chapter 5: If you’re a man, then come with me
Chapter 6: Cuckoo Lou, the bane of others’ existence
Chapter 7: Grand Preceptor, you have to save me!
Chapter 8: His Majesty and the Supreme Commander
Chapter 9: Let him go, or else I’ll strip
Chapter 10: You have to be cold-blooded towards your enemies
Chapter 11: The Grand Preceptor said, there’s poison on the blade
Chapter 12: Supreme Commander Lou lies on the dragon bed
Chapter 13: His Majesty goes wild
Chapter 14: Without the crown prince’s death, Your Majesty couldn’t become emperor
Chapter 15: The kitten says, there’s no saving the Supreme Commander
Chapter 16: The empress asks for an audience
Chapter 17: Secret of the sweet soup
Chapter 18: Red and indigo-blue bowls
Chapter 19: His Majesty wants to eat…
Chapter 20: Overthinking is a sickness, treat it
Chapter 21: Supreme Commander and the fatuous ruler
Chapter 22: The gyrfalcon asks for help
Chapter 23: The Dragon Guards to be buried alive by imperial decree
Chapter 24: Sharp swords or human lives?
Chapter 25: Gray linen handkerchief
Chapter 26: Elite troops loyal to His Majesty Ning
Chapter 27: Big Boss Black says, restore the Supreme Commander’s innocence!
Chapter 28: His Majesty Ning doesn’t shirk responsibility after putting on the pants
Chapter 29: Calling a conference of the first meeting
Chapter 30: Little sparrow delivers a golden tooth
Chapter 31: His Majesty Ning brandishes a brick
Chapter 32: Grand Preceptor Xie does evil again
Chapter 33: If I leave, who will be emperor?
Chapter 34: Where there’s a Heaven, there’s a Hell
Chapter 35: I want to give the refugees a home
Chapter 36: His Majesty wants to slap the Grand Preceptor
Chapter 37: His Majesty Ning is poverty-stricken
Chapter 38: Gratuitous favoritism, or begging them to scram?
Chapter 39: His Majesty Ning fighting alone
Chapter 40: His Majesty’s indeed extraordinarily brave
Chapter 41: Trust me, I’ll protect you
Chapter 42: Piles of corpses at the empress dowager’s palace
Chapters 43-57: Catch and Bait with the Imperial Jade Seal Chapter 43: The Imperial Jade Seal is very important Chapters 58-81: Stealing from Grandpa While Quelling Prince Fu Chapter 58: All the good cabbage went to the little white pig Chapters 82-104: Divide and Conquer, the Sovereign Reigns Supreme Chapter 82: The rich Prince Zhi Chapters 105-: Plots Upon Plots Upon Plots Chapter 105: His Majesty Ning wants to take a trip
Chapter 44: You’re invincible if you’re shameless
Chapter 45: The omnipotent Grandpa Ash
Chapter 46: If you can’t beat them up, then tear down the house
Chapter 47: His Abominable Majesty
Chapter 48: A way to deal with villains
Chapter 49: Oil Lamp’s gift
Chapter 50: Supreme Commander’s not wearing clothes, His Majesty wants to beat him up
Chapter 51: That’s not how comrades-in-arms should act
Chapter 52: Bloody battle at the Grand Preceptor’s estate
Chapter 53: Worth of a human life
Chapter 54: His Abominable Majesty who deserves death everyday in the empress dowager’s heart
Chapter 55: Chaos like a pot of porridge at the Hall of Golden Chimes
Chapter 56: Yet another failure for the Xie Clan father and mother
Chapter 57: His Majesty has the qualities of an enlightened sovereign
Chapter 59: Because I like you, because I’m happy
Chapter 60: Looting and being looted
Chapter 61: Head Steward Xie despairs
Chapter 62: His Majesty says, the darkness tempts one to commit crimes
Chapter 63: I’m still a pauper?
Chapter 64: His Majesty piggybacks Supreme Commander to see the sunrise
Chapter 65: His Majesty Ning asks, do you like her?
Chapter 66: His Majesty says, conspiracies fear the light
Chapter 67: His Majesty says, Zhen has no money
Chapter 68: Prince Fu wants to kill the emperor
Chapter 69: A girl with a serpent’s heart and a wolf’s personality
Chapter 70: On why Prince Fu wants to commit regicide
Chapter 71: Waiting for riches, honor, and disaster
Chapter 72: Taking His Majesty to ride a horse
Chapter 73: Sweet-scented osmanthus candy, a young man and a beautiful girl
Chapter 74: Prince Fu has ten thousand plots of fertile farmland
Chapter 75: Prince Fu’s two conditions
Chapter 76: When His Majesty took out the brushes…
Chapter 77: Is this man really loyal to his sovereign?
Chapter 78: Supreme Commander’s true face
Chapter 79: Xiaoyao is a good emperor
Chapter 80: Shrieking Prince Fu
Chapter 81: Whose brush is this?
Chapter 83: His Majesty says, tear down the wall
Chapter 84: His Majesty says, it’s a long story
Chapter 85: Lady Xiang’s secret
Chapter 86: His Majesty Ning’s empty pockets
Chapter 87: Request from a daughter of the Ji Clan
Chapter 88: As long as you’re happy…
Chapter 89: Lady Xiang says, it’s dog eat dog
Chapter 90: Xie Clan’s eldest young master’s wife
Chapter 91: Cruelty, fulfilling true love
Chapter 92: His Majesty Ning sneaks into rescue at the Grand Preceptor’s estate
Chapter 93: Grand Preceptor Xie says, women
Chapter 94: His Majesty says, how much face do you have?
Chapter 95: I want to take this young lady as my wife
Chapter 96: His Majesty thoroughly beats up His Excellency Xie
Chapter 97: What a good white lotus in full bloom
Chapter 98: Real and fake suicide
Chapter 99: His Majesty said, I had a dream
Chapter 100: Deep feelings for some, thin feelings for others
Chapter 101: His Majesty Ning can become a brilliant sovereign
Chapter 102: Supreme Commander asks, where’s my older brother
Chapter 103: What Supreme Commander won’t throw away and what Grand Preceptor will
Chapter 104: How great would it be if you weren’t the late emperor’s daughter?
Chapter 106: Xiaoyao, you’re very good
Chapter 107: A large house on Fragrant Gauze Alley
Chapter 108: Basement reeking of blood
Chapter 109: There’s no need to use knives on my face
Chapter 110: If you’re not a lunatic, then you’re a snake demon
Chapter 111: Corpses, an addled youth
Chapter 112: A bastard egg is an egg, not a human
Chapter 113: Grand Preceptor gets injured by His Majesty again
Chapter 114: Supreme Commander says, you have to return them
Chapter 115: Ning Xiaoyao, don’t cry
Chapter 116: Yan Hong, a girl wearing a flowery dress
Chapter 117: His Majesty says, Yan Hong is a character
Chapter 118: A large mouse hiding by the old man
Chapter 119: His Majesty says, you humans are too complicated
Chapter 120: Believe in His Majesty and find happiness
Chapter 121: Who’s guilty of throwing the rock?
Chapter 122: Memorial ceremony or fierce fight?
Chapter 43: The Imperial Jade Seal is very important
Chapters 58-81: Stealing from Grandpa While Quelling Prince Fu Chapter 58: All the good cabbage went to the little white pig Chapters 82-104: Divide and Conquer, the Sovereign Reigns Supreme Chapter 82: The rich Prince Zhi Chapters 105-: Plots Upon Plots Upon Plots Chapter 105: His Majesty Ning wants to take a trip
Chapter 58: All the good cabbage went to the little white pig
Chapters 82-104: Divide and Conquer, the Sovereign Reigns Supreme
Chapter 82: The rich Prince Zhi
Chapters 105-: Plots Upon Plots Upon Plots
Chapter 105: His Majesty Ning wants to take a trip