Unruly Phoenix Xiaoyao

Unruly Phoenix Xiaoyao
《刁蛮小药凰》

Synopsis: 

The fat cat Black Tubby said, “Supreme Commander is a good person, meow!”

The bird Grandfather Sparrow said, “Supreme Commander is a good person, chirp!”

The little mouse Oil Jar also said, “Supreme Commander is a good person, squeak!”

Furthermore, the weasel Great Immortal said, “You and Supreme Commander  are a match made in Heaven~”

All of the little animals told Ning Xiaoyao about Supreme Commander,Supreme Commander,Supreme Commander! So, Ning Xiaoyao believed that this Supreme Commander named Lou Zigui had to be a good guy. As to whether or not they were a match made in Heaven…

The fat cat Black Tubby clawed at Ning Xiaoyao. “You wrote the decree sentencing Supreme Commander to death in the execution grounds, ah! You fatuous, self-indulgent ruler!!!”

Ning Xiayao replied, “.….”


Ning Xiaoyao is a genetically evolved army doctor from a zombie-infested apocalyptic world. One day, she transmigrates to the past as the next emperor of an ancient country. But wait, isn’t she a girl?!

As it turns out, she’s a disguised stand-in for her baby brother under the “loving” care of the empress dowager, her mother and future murderer. Faced with her impending death, Ning Xiaoyao must thwart the schemes of her family to survive in a palace allied against her. But how does a zombie-killing expert with supernormal strength, healing powers, and the ability to understand animals deal with the intricacies of court politics?

“If nothing else works, I’ll just beat them all up!”


Background:

《刁蛮小药凰》(Diaoman Xiaoyao Huang) Unruly Phoenix Xiaoyao is a completed 384 chapter webnovel from Xiang5 written by Little Plum Fruit 梅小果 (Mei Xiaoguo) from Christmas 2015 to July 2016.

English translations by Ruyi, with editing by Khuja.


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Table of Contents
Please note that story arc names are a constant work in progress and created by the translator for ease of organization. They do not appear in the original raws. 🙂

Chapters 1-42: Establishing a Reign, Assembling Allies

Chapter 1: If not a woman, then a eunuch…
Chapter 2: Don’t ask me who peace is
Chapter 3: The Supreme Commander’s charm transcends species boundaries
Chapter 4: The enemy of an enemy is a friend
Chapter 5: If you’re a man, then come with me
Chapter 6: Cuckoo Lou, the bane of others’ existence
Chapter 7: Grand Preceptor, you have to save me!
Chapter 8: His Majesty and the Supreme Commander
Chapter 9: Let him go, or else I’ll strip
Chapter 10: You have to be cold-blooded towards your enemies
Chapter 11: The Grand Preceptor said, there’s poison on the blade
Chapter 12: Supreme Commander Lou lies on the dragon bed
Chapter 13: His Majesty goes wild
Chapter 14: Without the crown prince’s death, Your Majesty couldn’t become emperor
Chapter 15: The kitten says, there’s no saving the Supreme Commander
Chapter 16: The empress asks for an audience
Chapter 17: Secret of the sweet soup
Chapter 18: Red and indigo-blue bowls
Chapter 19: His Majesty wants to eat…
Chapter 20: Overthinking is a sickness, treat it
Chapter 21: Supreme Commander and the fatuous ruler
Chapter 22: The gyrfalcon asks for help
Chapter 23: The Dragon Guards to be buried alive by imperial decree
Chapter 24: Sharp swords or human lives?
Chapter 25: Gray linen handkerchief
Chapter 26: Elite troops loyal to His Majesty Ning
Chapter 27: Big Boss Black says, restore the Supreme Commander’s innocence!
Chapter 28: His Majesty Ning doesn’t shirk responsibility after putting on the pants
Chapter 29: Calling a conference of the first meeting
Chapter 30: Little sparrow delivers a golden tooth
Chapter 31: His Majesty Ning brandishes a brick
Chapter 32: Grand Preceptor Xie does evil again
Chapter 33: If I leave, who will be emperor?
Chapter 34: Where there’s a Heaven, there’s a Hell
Chapter 35: I want to give the refugees a home
Chapter 36: His Majesty wants to slap the Grand Preceptor
Chapter 37: His Majesty Ning is poverty-stricken
Chapter 38: Gratuitous favoritism, or begging them to scram?
Chapter 39: His Majesty Ning fighting alone
Chapter 40: His Majesty’s indeed extraordinarily brave
Chapter 41: Trust me, I’ll protect you
Chapter 42: Piles of corpses at the empress dowager’s palace

 

Chapters 43-57: Catch and Bait with the Imperial Jade Seal

 

Chapters 58-81: Stealing from Grandpa While Quelling Prince Fu

 

Chapters 82-104: Divide and Conquer, the Sovereign Reigns Supreme

 

Chapters 105-140: Plots Upon Plots Upon Plots
Chapter 105: His Majesty Ning wants to take a trip
Chapter 106: Xiaoyao, you’re very good
Chapter 107: A large house on Fragrant Gauze Alley
Chapter 108: Basement reeking of blood
Chapter 109: There’s no need to use knives on my face
Chapter 110: If you’re not a lunatic, then you’re a snake demon
Chapter 111: Corpses, an addled youth
Chapter 112: A bastard is an egg, not a human
Chapter 113: His Majesty injures the Grand Preceptor again
Chapter 114: Supreme Commander says, you have to return them
Chapter 115: Ning Xiaoyao, don’t cry
Chapter 116: Yan Hong, a girl wearing a flowery dress
Chapter 117: His Majesty says, Yan Hong is a character
Chapter 118: A large mouse hiding by the old man
Chapter 119: His Majesty says, you humans are too complicated
Chapter 120: Believe in His Majesty and find happiness
Chapter 121: Who’s guilty of throwing the rock?
Chapter 122: Sacrificial ceremony or fierce fight?
Chapter 123: When His Majesty meets with swindlers
Chapter 124: On the verge of the Grand Sacrificial Ceremony
Chapter 125: The villainous Ning Clan forefather
Chapter 126: His Majesty wants to fight, Supreme Commander wants to retreat
Chapter 127: A demon with eminent good looks
Chapter 128: Gaining at the cost of one’s conscience
Chapter 129: His Majesty falls into the underground chamber
Chapter 130: Grand Preceptor, are you sure that’s His Majesty?
Chapter 131: The recriminating Grand Preceptor
Chapter 132: A mighty flood of refugees
Chapter 133: The mobs invade the palace
Chapter 134: His Majesty gets injured…
Chapter 135: Supreme Commander says, alright, enough already
Chapter 136: Grand Preceptor and the empress dowager have a falling-out
Chapter 137: He who is unrighteous is doomed to destruction
Chapter 138: Supreme Commander chose to hide it
Chapter 139: Supreme Commander’s male beauty trap
Chapter 140: Supreme Commander Lou helps His Majesty change clothes

 

Chapters 141-164: Misery Likes Company, but Loves the Grand Preceptor More

 

Chapters 165-194: Recovering Manhoods, Buffeting Beauty Schemes
Chapter 165: His Majesty’s apology
Chapter 166: If the Grand Preceptor can wreck it, then I can fix it
Chapter 167: I really am dashing enough to pierce through the Heavens
Chapter 168: His Majesty says, the Grand Preceptor is hovering in the Heavens
Chapter 169: Supreme Commander, you don’t understand love
Chapter 170: Empress Dowager Xie appears at Supreme Splendor Hall
Chapter 171: A wannabe wife’s most venomous heart
Chapter 172: A counter-scheme to a scheme
Chapter 173: The empress dowager buys people’s hearts
Chapter 174: (Spoiler Title Hidden)
Chapter 175: Vying for the empress
Chapter 176: Yours and mine true love
Chapter 177: His Majesty tears down the house again
Chapter 178: Is it true love? Is it a personal enemy?
Chapter 179: Supreme Commander discovers the truth
Chapter 180: The empress is a pawn
Chapter 181: Don’t let His Majesty know
Chapter 182: Beauty schemes are the most annoying
Chapter 183: With regards to romance
Chapter 184: His Majesty wants to save A’Mo
Chapter 185: This subject knows who the culprit is
Chapter 186: Sounds of sobbing from the boudoir
Chapter 187: Harming others because of jealousy
Chapter 188: The young ladies team up to do bad deeds
Chapter 189: Lady Wang runs into the lantern stand
Chapter 190: Whose foot are you smashing with that rock?
Chapter 191: Real or fake suicide?
Chapter 192: You can’t be the Grand Preceptor’s wife without being cruel
Chapter 193: In only a single morning…
Chapter 194: Reputation, rights, rank, glory, and wealth

 

Chapters 195-231: Enemies Turned Allies Amidst a Growing Body Count

Chapter 195: Who can be emperor?
Chapter 196: What Supreme Commander Lou hates the most
Chapter 197: Your schemes, my schemes
Chapter 198: Xiaoyao, don’t you fault Supreme Commander?
Chapter 199: Someone wants to kill Xiaoyao again…
Chapter 200: Supreme Commander Lou worries his horse to death
Chapter 201: Is this girl even human?
Chapter 202: We were all born from concubines
Chapter 203: You might not care, but I do
Chapter 204: Fang Tang silently rages in his heart
Chapter 205: Unfilial son, vile spawn, swine
Chapter 206: Early morning with His Majesty and Supreme Commander
Chapter 207: The stone-hearted Second Uncle Pei
Chapter 208: See who Heaven will forgive
Chapter 209: Living up to imperial favor and honoring imperial decrees
Chapter 210: His Majesty asks, do you think I’m easy to bully?
Chapter 211: His Majesty says, I don’t know how to curse people
Chapter 212: A gang up beating with blood
Chapter 213: His Majesty says, open and forthright
Chapter 214: You’re as beautiful as a flower, I’m as handsome as the Heavens
Chapter 215: His Majesty’s research into the refugees
Chapter 216: I respect you as a man
Chapter 217: The wind always blows against the tree that sticks out
Chapter 218: Prince Fu wants to perish together
Chapter 219: Did Supreme Commander give you his promise?
Chapter 220: Supreme Commander, hurry and marry Xiaoyao
Chapter 221: Xiaoqiu’s promise
Chapter 222: When can Ning Yu be killed?
Chapter 223: His Majesty gives up the chance to capture him alive
Chapter 224: His Majesty says, hello, second uncle
Chapter 225: Second Young Master Xie says, kill!
Chapter 226: I have you and you have me
Chapter 227: His Majesty is grief stricken
Chapter 228: I want to live, so you have to die
Chapter 229: A cold and emotionless smile
Chapter 230: Supreme Commander Lou is a source of trouble
Chapter 231: Unless the enemy dies, the mama <won’t be able to sleep