Cultivation Chat Group
Chapter 98: An amusing and rottenly good person
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Not far from Jiangnan University City’s affiliated hospital, around the corner of an intersection…
Today, Old Zhou was very depressed. He made on a call while driving to the company, a man suddenly charged towards his car with 100m dash speeds as he was turning through the corner of an intersection.
It frightened Old Zhou so much that he hurriedly dropped his phone. Gripped the steering wheel and turned, successfully dodging that man who was dashing towards him. Old Zhou silently let out a breath. Your momma, that was too dangerous! You’re lucky that my driving skills are impeccable, otherwise you would be dead, lad!
But before Old Zhou’s thumping heart could calm down, the man suddenly defied the laws of physics and fell backward, rolled back three times, then hugged his leg with a pained face, screaming, “Ow! My leg, my leg is broken!”
The man’s miserable shrieks quickly attracted an oblivious crowd of onlookers.
The crowd didn’t know the truth, whether it was the car that hit the person, or the person had hit the car, they began to discuss amongst themselves.
Fucker! Little rascal, you didn’t even bump into this old man’s car, okay? Did you slam into a wall of air? This old man isn’t some ability user, I don’t have an air wall skill!
This is the legendary insurance scam right?
However, don’t they say that insurance scammers would always look for luxury cars to hit? How can my crappy car attract insurance scammers?
Old Zhou was unaware, business was hard in these times, they wouldn’t care what kind of car you drive.
Old Zhou sighed with a face full of bitter misfortune. There were no surveillance cameras nearby, and his crappy car also didn’t have any dash cams installed.
He reached into his pocket, all he found was various cards, 20RMB of cash, and two 1RMB coins.
22RMB, I guess it isn’t enough to get rid of that man howling on the ground? This person’s award-winning acting was worth more than 20RMB by itself!
Song Shuhang just happened to be helping the short haired young girl to the intersection, intending to hire a taxi there.
The two of them coincidentally saw the process of this ‘traffic accident’.
“This is man-bump-car right?” the short haired young girl said indifferently. From her angle it could be seen that the car had missed, but that man lunged towards the car, then fell to the ground screaming.
“It’s not man-bump-car… they didn’t even touch.” Song Shuhang’s sight was excellent now, from his angle it could be clearly seen that the man hadn’t even touched the car, yet still fell down to the ground screaming.
“Oh, I know this is called an insurance scam.” The short haired young girl glanced at Shuhang: “Are you going to go be a witness?”
This rottenly good person loves meddling in others affairs, there’s no way he wouldn’t go up to help, right?
“There’s no point if there aren’t enough witnesses, besides we don’t have any recordings, there aren’t any surveillance cameras nearby either.” Song Shuhang shook his head, the man screaming on the ground was no doubt a professional, as he chose an area perfect for insurance scams.
“Are you going to ignore it then?” The short haired girl pondered a bit, suddenly her eyes lit up: “How about we go and beat up that guy screaming on the ground?”
“Please don’t, violence can’t solve everything, this will only cause greater problems for the driver!” Song Shuhang hastily admonished: “Leave it to me! Wait here for me, I’ll call a taxi for you in a moment…… By the way, do you have enough money on you?”
The short haired girl’s face stiffened as she shook her head.
“I’ll lend you some for now, return it to me if we meet again.” Song Shuhang took 50RMB from his pocket, and stuffed it into the short haired girl’s hands. In any case, he had recently received a small fortune, allowing him to be generous.
Without waiting for the short haired girl’s reply, Song Shuhang quickly strode towards where the accident happened. He pushed through the crowd of onlookers.
“Excuse me, excuse me!” With his well developed muscles, he quickly squeezed through the crowd.
Then, he knelt next to the man screaming on the ground, and stared at him for a bit: “Hey, looks like you are badly hurt.”
The man howling on the ground furtively glanced at Shuhang, then howled even more miserably.
Shuhang coughed, then proclaimed: “Mr. Driver, look how badly this person’s been hit, how about you come over here and compensate tens of thousands to resolve the matter?”
The man howling on the ground instantly felt reassured inside. He was originally worried that this handsome youngster was here to expose him, he didn’t expect this young man to actually assist him so beautifully. He was instantly overjoyed, and screamed even more excitedly.
Inside the car, Old Zhou touched the 22RMB in his pocket, and quietly let out a sigh. With his phone in hand, he planned to call the police first.
“Mr. Driver, what are you waiting for? Quickly get out of the car.” As Song Shuhang spoke, his hands were touching all over the insurance scammer.
The insurance scammer felt there was something fishy about this young man. The young man’s hands were touching him all over. Could it be that he’s a homo? Taking advantage of me? Sexually harassing me?
Suddenly, the insurance scammer had goosebumps all over his body.
However… he was a very talented actor, albeit not a professional one. Although he was being sexually harassed, he still gritted his teeth and endured it.
He couldn’t stop screaming in pain!
Very quickly, the insurance scammer realized that something wasn’t right.
That good-looking young man had reached his hand into his pocket and took his wallet out.
Inside that wallet was his entire fortune, about 2000RMB.
That money was meant to be his hospitalization fees in case he encountered an accident while scamming. Insurance scamming was a dangerous profession; if he chanced upon a homicidal driver or female driver, he might get seriously injured and have to be hospitalized. In the event that that happens, what if that female driver didn’t have any cash on her, or if that homicidal driver had questionable morals and choose to hit-and-run?
Nowadays hospitals would only treat you if you had money. What can you do if you don’t have money on you?
After saying so much, all he meant in the end was that there was money in his wallet!
The good-looking young man pulled out his bulging wallet and seemed very satisfied. Then, the young man shot a smile towards him. And then…. the young man stood up, took to his heels and bolted away, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
The insurance scammer came to realize, this fucker was here to profit from his misfortune: “Fuck your ancestors!”
The insurance scammer flipped over, promptly getting up. Chasing with all haste, “Stand still, you fucker, stand still for me, don’t run! Go to hell!”
He could get a few hundred RMB at the most from that crappy car he had tried to scam earlier, but there was at least 2000RMB in his own wallet.
The crowd hadn’t known the truth at first, but they then saw the man who had just been screaming in pain on the ground stand up agilely and swiftly chase after the young man. How was this man’s leg broken? It’s a scammer as expected!
Old Zhou quietly heaved a sigh of relief in his car, and the hand that was holding on to the 22RMB also relaxed. Thinking of that good-looking young man in his mind, Old Zhou exclaimed: “In these times, there are still good people.”
Afterwards, he started up his crappy car and drove away.
On the other side, the short haired girl who had watched the entire process with a tensed expression couldn’t resist letting out a laugh.
In high spirits, Shuhang led the scammer for a 1800m run, until the latter couldn’t catch his breath. When the scammer’s face turned pale and learned against a wall to vomit, Shuhang raised his speed and left him in the dust.
In the process, he even had the time to call out to a taxi. He told the driver to go to the intersection to pick up that short haired young girl. The driver uncle happily went to pick her up….
The scammer watched Song Shuhang’s fleeting figure in despair, immensely depressed in his heart. Since you can run that fast, why the hell did you lead me on for such a pointlessly long chase? Couldn’t you just shake me off earlier?
A taxi stopped in front of the short haired young girl: “Young lady, are you the person that some young man just called me to pick up?”
“Yeah, it’s me.” The short haired girl gripped the 50RMB notes and boarded the taxi.
Yup, an amusing and rottenly good person.