DWGMSFF Specials

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Special 1

Servant: “Wang1, Jing wangye is bothering wangfei2…….”

Wangye: “Castrate him.”

Servant: “Young master Shangguan is sending love letters to wangfei……”

Wangye: “Chop his head off…….”

Servant: “Imperial noble consort is making things difficult for wangfei……”

Wangye: “Dispose her.”

Servant: “Moyu is stealing our territory…….”

Wangye: “Find out who their master is. The men kill them, the women send them to the army.”

Servant: “Wang, Moyu’s master is wangfei……”

Wangye: “Oh? Make way, give the territory to wangfei!”

Servant: “Yes……”

Wangye: “Tell wangfei, what’s mine is hers…..”

Servant: “This……”

Wangye: “I’m hers, not to mention those mere possessions.”

Servants: “Eh……”

Wangye: “Before didn’t wangfei set her eyes on Wu Ji Gong? Break it and send to wangfei!”

Servant: “Pu……”

Wangye: “Ask wangfei what more does she wants. If she wants the throne, benwang3 will take it!”

Servant: “Ah…..”


 

Special 2

“Miss, someone paid a large amount of money for guye’s4 head.”

Outside the red canopy, a person in black was standing respectfully. Inside the canopy, a woman was lovingly nestled in the arms of a man.

“How much?”

The woman chuckled.

“5000 golden liang.”

“So cheap……master, if you give me ten thousand, this matter will be forgotten……”

The woman’s slender finger ignited a string of flames on the man’s body.

“What if I say no……”

The man grabbed the woman’s soft finger and put it on his lips.

“Wu Qing, decree the ‘chase life command’. The one who kills demon wang will get ten thousand golden liang plus ‘the best killer of the year award’.”

“Qi er5 wants to kill your own husband?”

The man turned and kept the woman’s body under his body.

“Master, if I don’t do this, how can I have an affair justifiably?”

“You dare!”

Inside the canopy, it was overflowing of spring ……

 

 

 

  1. Wang/wangye: the prince of first rank
  2. Wangfei: the main consort/wife of the prince of first rank
  3. Benwang: this king, I used by the prince of first rank
  4. Guye: son in law/ also used by the sevants of the mistress
  5. Er: term of endearment